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Avatar Posted by Trump 338 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 2 vote(s) (Editorial)
Category: Funny | Tags: funny
  • 1. If you think you already killed the Monster, don’t you ever come close to make sure the evil is really dead.

  • 2. If you are trying to escape from the Monster, be ready to fall at least twice ( if more you are a girl ). Just for the record: in spite of that you run as fast as you can and the Monster is moving very slowly, it still moves fast enough to reach you.

  • 3. If you are haunted by something evil, remember that the car will not start at once, you’ll need to try several times, even if the car is new, and if it never failed before.

  • 4. If you are fighting against evil with a gun, make sure that you got some extra bullets, because you’ll certainly be out of them just at the moment you are ready to kill the monster or the bad guy.

  • 5. Never, ever read out loud a conjuration to call demons, even if that’s a joke.

  • 6. You’d better be aware of the puzzles that open the gate to hell. Don’t try to solve one.

  • 7. If your kids speak Latin to you, o read more »
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    • Avatar Posted by Trump 363 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 2 vote(s) (Editorial)
    Category: Funny | Tags: tricks
    We are not going to blame anybody for lying, because every person sometimes does not tell the whole truth. We are not saying lying is good or bad, we are just going to tell you how to figure it out when a person is lying to you. read more »
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    Avatar Posted by Trump 364 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 4 vote(s) (Editorial)
    Category: Entertainment | Tags: article world earth
    2008 — an asteroid more than ½ mile in diameter will fall on the Earth.
    2009 — Armageddon will destroy the civilization, in accordance to Peter Lorie’s research on the Nostradamus’ Centuries.
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    Avatar Posted by Trump 380 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 2 vote(s) (Editorial)
    Category: Funny | Tags: photography
    These pictures will show you how beautiful Africa and it's inhabitants are.

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    Avatar Posted by Trump 380 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 1 vote(s) (Editorial)
    Category: Funny | Tags: photography
    Here come the most beautiful paradise places that are really worth seeing. Those picturesque places seem real Heaven on the face of Earth.
    The Abraham Lincoln Memorial Garden (Ilinois,USA)

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    Avatar Posted by Trump 401 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 1 vote(s) (http://www.jimmypickering.com)
    Category: Funny | Tags: art
    The talented artist Jimmy Pickering studied film and character animation, worked on Walt Disney, Universal Studios, published his first illustrated book "Somethin' Pumpkin" in 2001 and still working and publishing books. His work is beautiful with a great use of colours and a lovely style.

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    Avatar Posted by Trump 406 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 1 vote(s) (Editorial)
    Category: Funny | Tags: photos funny
    If you are concerned about the guarding of your harvest you’ll definitely need a scarecrow. Check these pics out! Some of them would scare away not only a bird, but a human being as well.

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    Avatar Posted by Trump 408 days ago - Average Rating: 5 with 1 vote(s) (Editorial)
    Category: Funny | Tags: funny
    It is a good idea to turn regular, boring fence into a fancy piece of art,isn’t it? Maybe soon graffiti- artists will switch from brick walls and spray paint to steel-wire edges and fix them like this...

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