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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:00:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Personal safety manual. What you should know if you want to survive in a horror movie]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:00:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[1. If you think you already killed the Monster, don't you ever come close to make sure the evil is really dead. 2. If you are trying to escape from the Monster, be ready to fall at least twice ( if more you are a girl ). Just for the record: in spite of that you run as fast as you can and the Monster is moving very slowly, it still moves fast enough to reach you. 3. If you are haunted by something evil, remember that the car will not start at once, you'll need to try several times, even if the car is new, and if it never failed before.  4. If you are fighting against evil with a gun, make sure that you got some extra bullets, because you'll certainly be out of them just at the moment you are ready to kill the monster or the bad guy.5. Never, ever read out loud a conjuration to call demons, even if that's a joke. 6. You'd better be aware of the puzzles that open the gate to hell. Don't try to solve one. 7. If your kids speak Latin to you, or any other language they shouldn't know, they don't sound like themselves, shoot them immediately. That will be the best way out. Please note: just one bullet may not be enough, be ready for it. 8. Ask why this house is so cheap.9. If you found out your house was built on the ancient cemetery or close to it, or used to be a church where the Black Masses were held, if people who lived there before you committed suicide, or went out of mind, or suffered some tragic death (no matter what kind of death), you should move immediately.  10. If you hear weird noise and then figure out it was just your cat, run away immediately, if you want to survive. 11. If you come inside a local church and see the crucifix hung upside down, just turn around quietly, and walk away. 12. If your blender or any other piece of household appliances switches on by itself, just leave the place and move! Give up everything and move!  13. Don't go down to the basement.14. Never come close to any grave, or crypt. 15. Don't laugh at dead people or zombies, and leave them alone.16. If you have company, don't stay alone or walk around by yourself. 17. If your friends are going out of town to have a party and everyone but you has a couple, don't join the company. Be smart and stay home. 18. If your friends start acting weirdly, if they start hissing for no reason, howling, running around spitting, or trying to bite anyone, just get out of there as fast and as far as you can. 19. If you come to unknown town and there's nobody around, the streets are empty, maybe there is some reason for it. Did you get a hint? Go away! 20. If you ran out of gas in an unknown place, don't knock to a strange house asking for help or looking for a phone. 21. Remember that usually the sheriff in a small town is evil, or cooperates with maniacs.  22. Don't get into genetic engineering if you don't know exactly what issues you want to get. 23. Keep aware of certain places, like Elm Street, Transylvania, Bermudasa4 etc.   24. Be aware of strangers, especially if they are holding a chain-saw, scissors of any kind, a rock breaker, a loan mower, or any other equipment that can be dangerous and can cause your death.   25. If you are a woman don't get naked. You are safe until you start putting your clothes off, the maniacs kill only naked or half-naked young girls. 26. While you are in the movie, don't take shower, especially if there's no one else at home.27. If the phone doesn't work and you know for sure you're home alone, and you hear someone walking upstairs, just GET OUT OF THERE, don't go to find out who could that be. Of course, if you are not going to commit suicide28. If you are lucky and you survived, don't agree to appear in the sequel movie, or get ready to die in first 5 minutes of the action. 29. If you noticed that people around have changed recently and probably aliens or evil spirits have seized them or their souls, don't call the Police, because: A. They are affected by the Evil as well and you will get right in their hands. B. They will not believe you and will definitely laugh at you. So you'll have to deal with it by yourself. 30. If creatures like birds, snakes, spiders or piranhas start acting a little aggressive towards humans, make a report to the government and leave the place and get out, don't even try to ask scientists for help, they won't believe you. 31. If you have landed on an unknown planet and found something that looks like eggs, don't touch them. 32. Don't you ever go THERE!! (&quot;There&quot; means dark basement, dark storage area, dark park, dark anything). 33. If you somehow lose one or several parts of your body, don't be upset. You can easily replace them with a chain-saw or any other weapon. 34. If a zombie injured you, there's no chance for you to survive, no matter how much antidote did you take. Sooner or later you'll become one of THEM.   35. You'd better believe; those who don't do so usually die.36. You can predict everything that can possibly happen, except what will really happen. 37. People, who want revenge usually die. 38. Don't feel guilty. 39. If you threw away something that belonged to you (if it was an old doll or a dummy ), and it suddenly appear at home again, leave the country at once. The thing will definitely go with you in your car. 40. If you are a bird, CONGRATULATIONS! In the end of the movie only you and other birds will sing songs happily.  41. If dogs, cats or other animals start behaving weirdly in presence of someone, try to avoid  dealing with him, it does not matter if that person is your kid/husband/wife/friend. 42. Don't drive away from the Interstate to some small unknown road.43. When a maniac starts telling you slowly what is he going to do with you- that's the right moment to escape!  44. Never offend or bully invisible and quiet boys and girls at school.45. Don't bully anybody at all. They will definitely become maniacs or will have some super powers.46. If you ask your husband to find out the origin of the weird noise in the basement and he's not back in 5 minutes, don't go after him. He's already dead.47. If you are blond and find at home any kind of long black hair, be sure the place is cursed, the only one way out is to burn the house immediately. But it doest'n protect you from horrible death or  going out of your mind.48. Entering the dark room, at least TRY to turn on the light. 49. OR.. entering the dark room, DON'T turn on the light, put on something black and be quiet.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Liar, liar. 5 identification signs]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:53:24 +0300</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[We are not going to blame anybody for lying, because every person sometimes does not tell the whole truth. We are not saying lying is good or bad, we are just going to tell you how to figure it out when a person is lying to you. A person avoids definite wordsYou have agreed to meet with your friend , but he/she calls to tell you he/she can't come (your kid tells you his teacher made him stay after class, your employer calls in sick, etc.). You should pay attention to the words they DON'T say. A liar usually won't say &quot;my&quot; or &quot;our&quot;. That's why he/she would rather say &quot;I left the cell phone at home&quot; or &quot;The boss arranged an urgent meeting&quot; then &quot; I left my cell phone at home&quot; or  &quot;My boss arranged an urgent meeting&quot;.The voice changes (gets lower or deeper) All people subconsciously try to pretend they are not lying, &quot;somebody else is&quot;, even when it's inevitable to hide the truth. Sometimes, in case of emergency, the voice can even get 1 octave higher!! It's even funnier with men, their naturally low voice suddenly turns into squeaky or girlish s Remember the TerminatorThat's the only creature that is worth believing, when he says &quot;trust me&quot;, just because he's an innocent piece of metal and stays far from good or evil. A human being, on the contrary, is lying for sure when says too much &quot;trust me&quot;, &quot;believe me&quot;, &quot;I'm not lying to you&quot;, all this sort of things. You can respond however you like: to tell him/her straight &quot; All righta4 Go ahead and tell me another one.&quot; Or just keep listening, knowing what that could mean.   Pulling the ear A liar will definitely try to cover nose, ears, cheeks and especially mouth. Well, we've just talked about the reason of such behavior. Subconsciously, people realize that lying is the worst thing to do. A kid will always cover his/her mouth with his/her hand, to hide his lies, show you &quot;that's not him/her, who's lying&quot;. It's a little bit different with the adults. A person will touch his/her face, especially lips, even if it looks damn sexy it is an attempt to hide from the lies. But with the ears it's a different, somebody you talk to is hiding from your lies, it means he/she understands the things he/she's  listening are not true.  Stop chewing!A liar will give himself away devouring the food with too much enthusiasm. Here we face the same thing- it's easier to lie with the mouth full of hamburger or lasagna. So, you see, when your soul boyfriend/girlfriend wants to talk to you about your relations and takes you to pizza place, or Mexican restaurant, tells you chewing his/her pizza slice that he/she needs to take a break and think about the future, he /she is thinking &quot;Honey, I'm breaking up with you&quot;.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The end of the world schedule for the nearest future]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:35:55 +0300</pubDate>
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<category>Entertainment</category>
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<description><![CDATA[2008 - an asteroid more than  mile in diameter will fall on the Earth. 2009 - Armageddon will destroy the civilization, in accordance to Peter Lorie's research on the Nostradamus' Centuries.2010 - the oil stock will be over and the whole world will start fighting for the natural resources. This year also Earth is promised to turn off the Sun.  2011 - the end of the Maya Calendar Cycle. The 2005 YU55 asteroid will possibly crash into our planet. 2012 - the most expected end of the world. Here come a lot of events, such as:  the 5th Sun period, the Solar System will turn one of its sides to the axis of the Galaxy, all the cosmic cycles will be broken, the poles will switch upside down. Good news everyone! Indigo kids stand a chance to survive, as well as 0,5% of the population.2013 - Doomsday. The day of the beginning and the end of everything! Hyper spatial passage to the 4th dimension will bring death to the mortals and birth to the Gods.2014 - according to the astrophysicist's research the solar system will sink into the cloud of cosmic dust, which will destroy everything on the planet. Pretty boring, hah?2015 - the end of some 9576-year cycle that will put an end to the civilization.2016 - the researcher of the climatic conditions James Hansen affirms that in 2016 all the glaciers will melt and the major part of the dry land will drown. 2017 - the end of the world will come in accordance with the hierarchical theory of disasters.  2018 - the nuclear war will start, following Nostradamus.2019 - just commonplace crush of the Earth with the 2002 NT7 asteroid. 2020 - following the prediction of John the Baptist, Isaac Newton counted that the end of the world will occur exactly in 2020.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[African Beauty]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:08:41 +0300</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[These pictures will show you how beautiful Africa and it's inhabitants are.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Check out the most beautiful gardens in the world!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:48:24 +0300</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Here come the most beautiful paradise places that are really worth seeing. Those picturesque places seem real Heaven on the face of Earth.The Abraham Lincoln Memorial Garden (Ilinois,USA)Boboli Gardens (Florence, Italy)Botanical Gardens of Bucharest (Romania)Cosmic Enigmas GardenExbury Garden (GB)Claude Monet Garden (Geneva, Switzerland)Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden (S. Africa)Keukenhof Gardens (Netherlands)Mirabell Garden (Salzburg, Austria)Versaille (France)400-year-old Yu Gardens (Shanghai, China)<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sweetened evil by Jimmy Pickering]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:19:54 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The talented artist Jimmy Pickering studied film and character animation, worked on Walt Disney, Universal Studios, published his first illustrated book &quot;Somethin' Pumpkin&quot; in 2001 and still working and publishing books. His work is beautiful with a great use of colours and a lovely style.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Scarecrows. Really bizarre!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:56:12 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[If you are concerned about the guarding of your harvest you'll definitely need a scarecrow. Check these pics out! Some of them would scare away not only a bird, but a human being as well.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Weird trees]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:40:44 +0400</pubDate>
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<category>Weird</category>
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<description><![CDATA[We collected these pictures from different social networks. If you got any information about the trees, please, let us know( you can just add a comment on the article). If you have some pics of weird-looking or scary trees  , we'll be thankful if you share them with us and other online surfers. Please, comment your pictures, it'll be interesting if you add the history and origin of the tree.  All the pictures  will be placed in here till we get enough  of those to set up a subject project.Email your pics to: weirdtrees(at)skambu.netHawai'ian trees. They all share a common &quot;strangling&quot; growth habit that is found in many tropical forest species, particularly of the genus Ficus. This growth habit is an adaptation for growing in dark forests where the competition for light is intense. These plants begin life as epiphytes, when their seeds, often bird-dispersed, germinate in crevices atop other trees. These seedlings grow their roots downward and envelope the host tree while also growing upward to reach into the sunlight zone above the canopy. Thank kiwistem (reddit.com)Upside Down Tree. After some editing, this is the best picture ever. Strange upside down like tree at Harrison Hot Springs.Weird gnarly tree. Cheriton, Hampshire.Weird-cut trees. Disneyland, Paris. Nature was not do it, but those trees are strange.A pine-tree,a cypress or a cedar? None of those! Mutant-looking tree.The General Sherman Tree, is a redwood tree located in Sequoia National Park, California. It is the world's largest tree and is estimated to be 2,200 years old. It is 275 feet high and 37 feet diameter.A tree-face. North Myrtle Beach, SC. It is not a creation of nature.A tree wrapped completely around the trunk of another tree. Great tree in Knowsley Safari Park, Liverpool. Can you see the face on the trunk?We have no clue of the location or name of the tree, but it looks interesting, doesn't it?This tree could be home for some animala4 even for a big one. This is a weird tree in Puerto Escondido, Colombia.Thank Mark Biebrich. West Palm Beach Florida.Email your pics to:weirdtrees(at)skambu.net<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Steel-wire fency art]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:32:51 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[It is a good idea to turn regular, boring fence into a  fancy  piece of  art,isn't  it? Maybe soon graffiti- artists will switch from brick walls and spray paint to steel-wire edges and fix them  like this...<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Children and kittens]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:22:44 +0400</pubDate>
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<category>Funny</category>
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<description><![CDATA[<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Anti Pacman]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:05:01 +0400</pubDate>
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<category>Games</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Anti Pacman. Pacman with a difference. Here you play the role of the ghosts.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Macro Photos]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:22:41 +0400</pubDate>
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<category>Weird</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Macro images of insects, birds and animals.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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